Initial Script

First shot: Guy walks into frame. Shot is Mid shot. Taiko Masstiti: People often ask me, what’s so great about the NZSO ? Let me show you. *clicks finger* Match Cut to [Scene changes to primary school] Still MS. Taiko Masstiti: Well, we’ve got a full-time 90 piece orchestra, if that’s what you’re into, (unblur kid: little kid, plays violin really badly) Taiko Masstiti: if not, No worries! *Clicks finger* Match Cut to [Scene changes to bar in orchestra facility] Still MS. Taiko Masstiti: Our venues boast a full range of alcoholic beverages for your enjoyment! (Bartender slides wine glass to Taikos hand but the glass goes past him and you hear the glass break) (Taiko keeps his hand there and has a straight face) Taiko Masstiti: ALSO *Clicks finger* Match Cut to [Scene changes to venue] Still MS. Taiko Masstiti: It’s a classy place to take a date, (Girl walks into Taiko’s arms) Taiko Masstiti: Or two. (Guy walks into his other arms) (Taiko nods and smiles) *The Dates Click there fingers* (Dates disappear, Taiko looks around to see where they went) Cut to [Taiko walking to a table and leans to the table] Mid Close up Taiko Masstiti: Or you could take your mates. [Zooms into guinea pigs in cute formal attire] [Extreme Close Up, first guinea pigs face, then second guinea pigs face, then Taiko’s face imitating guinea pig noises] [cut to wide shot of Taiko leaning on table with guinea pigs, we can see his top half is dressed nicely but his lower half is in stubbies and jandals] Taiko Masstiti: Plus, you can be dressed to the nines! [Zooms out to mildly wide shot, so boom mic, and some cameras, production team etc are seen on camera] Director: That’s a wrap! (Everyone walks off camera, random comes and takes guinea pigs off stage) Taiko Masstiti: Do I get free tickets for this? (Said when everyone is still leaving) (Taiko is left by himself, brushes his clothes from any dust etc) Taiko: So guys? LOGO (NZSO) black Fades over Taiko, Background fades to black and logo then fades to white. Info etc comes up after. THE END