*Reuben Bursts Through Paper Wall*
REUBEN: “Yo, lemme show a lil something something about the orchestra which I think is
primo as f**k.”
*Camera Cuts to a close up on his upper body, Reuben Winks at Camera*
*Camera maybe stays on him for a bit too long, someone else hand comes
in from the side and clicks finger, Reuben looks lost*
BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD
KINDERGARTEN
*Reuben tuns to person off camera and begins a confusing question with them*
REUBEN: “Is it 9000? like 9 zero zero zero people right?
2nd Off Cam: “No it’s 90”
REUBEN: “90,000? F**k dude!
2nd Off Cam: “Nooooo, just 90”
REUBEN: “Oh, well, theres 90 people in the orchestra.”
*Lil Animated kid then begins to play the violin really badly, as Reuben
shows him off like with a Will Smith pose*
*Reuben begins to panic as the violin gets worse, clicks his fingers*
BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD
BAR/NIGHTCLUB
*Reuben spins in circle trying to look cool*
REUBEN: “Our venues boast a variety of alcoholic bev ver ages and they serve the finest champ bag neigh!
*Animated bartender slides drink to Reuben,
he fails the catch and glass slides off table and breaks*
*Reuben panics again and quickly clicks his fingers*
BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD
THE ORCHESTRA VENUE
*Reuben fixes his upper half of his shirt*
REUBEN: “You could even take a date and impress her with your interest in
the orchestra”
*Female walks into under his arms and poses*
CAMERA ZOOMS TO FACE*Reuben smiles at camera, winks weirdly (paedo-ish)*
REUBEN: “Or two”
CUTS BACK OUT TO PREVIOUS SHOT*Guy date walks into Reubens arms*
*Reuben feeling happy, dates then synchronise and both click at the same time*
*Dates Disappear!*
*Reuben looks shocked and confused, looks around to see where they are*
He then walks off screen where the shot begins at a table with guinea pigs on it,
Reuben joins the guinea pigs at the table.
REUBEN: “You could also take the squaaaaad”
*Reuben suddenly has glasses, a ganster hat, and chains etc.*
*Poses with the guinea pigs*
Cuts to guinea pigs innocent faces, then to his face really serious.
REUBEN: “Come on boys! Lets go to the orchestra!”
*Reuben then scoops up the guinea pigs and walks away from camera*
END