Full New Script

*Reuben Bursts Through Paper Wall*

REUBEN: “Yo, lemme show a lil something something about the orchestra which I think is

primo as f**k.”

*Camera Cuts to a close up on his upper body, Reuben Winks at Camera*

*Camera maybe stays on him for a bit too long, someone else hand comes

in from the side and clicks finger, Reuben looks lost*

BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD

KINDERGARTEN

*Reuben tuns to person off camera and begins a confusing question with them*

REUBEN: “Is it 9000? like 9 zero zero zero people right?

2nd Off Cam: “No it’s 90”

REUBEN: “90,000? F**k dude!

2nd Off Cam: “Nooooo, just 90”

REUBEN: “Oh, well, theres 90 people in the orchestra.”

*Lil Animated kid then begins to play the violin really badly, as Reuben 

shows him off like with a Will Smith pose*

*Reuben begins to panic as the violin gets worse, clicks his fingers*

BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD

BAR/NIGHTCLUB

*Reuben spins in circle trying to look cool*

REUBEN: “Our venues boast a variety of alcoholic bev ver ages and they serve the finest champ bag neigh!

*Animated bartender slides drink to Reuben,

 he fails the catch and glass slides off table and breaks*

*Reuben panics again and quickly clicks his fingers*

BACKGROUND CHANGES TO A NEW SET, MUSIC CHANGES MOOD

THE ORCHESTRA VENUE

*Reuben fixes his upper half of his shirt*

REUBEN: “You could even take a date and impress her with your interest in

the orchestra”

*Female walks into under his arms and poses*

CAMERA ZOOMS TO FACE*Reuben smiles at camera, winks weirdly (paedo-ish)*

REUBEN: “Or two”

CUTS BACK OUT TO PREVIOUS SHOT*Guy date walks into Reubens arms*

*Reuben feeling happy, dates then synchronise and both click at the same time*

*Dates Disappear!*

*Reuben looks shocked and confused, looks around to see where they are*

He then walks off screen where the shot begins at a table with guinea pigs on it,

Reuben joins the guinea pigs at the table.

REUBEN: “You could also take the squaaaaad”

*Reuben suddenly has glasses, a ganster hat, and chains etc.*

*Poses with the guinea pigs*

Cuts to guinea pigs innocent faces, then to his face really serious.

REUBEN: “Come on boys! Lets go to the orchestra!”

*Reuben then scoops up the guinea pigs and walks away from camera*

END